Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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