i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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