whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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