friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
