yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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