I didn't shave. On purpose
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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