he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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