either way he was missing a nipple.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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