I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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