Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it glows. i had to have it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
