Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i've created a new STD.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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