Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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