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to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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