Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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