Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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