I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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