Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this beer tastes like vomit already
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
