is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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