This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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