mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
