She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
