Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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