You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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