Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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