Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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