I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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