I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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