If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize