About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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