Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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