I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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