fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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