Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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