susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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