That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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