a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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