Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
