How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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