Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
