I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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