I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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