My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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