i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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