Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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