They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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