Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Randomize
