ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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