Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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