There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I pour the whiskey from now on
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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