I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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