You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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