i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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