It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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