Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
and you fell through a lawn chair
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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