All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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