Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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