im about as happy as oj after his trial
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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