I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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