I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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