i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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